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As per my observation, there are 4 kinds of people in IT of investment bank.

- The boss
He is the face of the team. Does no apparent work, but takes the credit for the team's success as a leader. Excellent in yapping. All fart no glory.

- The captain
This is the guy who knows everything about everything in terms of technology. Everyone in the team wants to know what he knows. If he leaves, the project is in real trouble.

- The sycophants
These are other yappers who try to please The boss and The captain. They screw up stuff pretty often, but by now the team is used to the mess ups and takes everything in the stride under the name of "team work".

- The BU guy
This is the guy who co-ordinates the requirements with the business. He is used to taking shit from both the worlds - IT and Business. All new joinees want to be him.